Pick 5 Funny Quotes and We’ll Tell You Which World-Famous Trail You Should Hike

Life is full of paths and trails, and the funniest quotes might just point you in the right direction. Choose your favorite quips and quirky sayings below, and we’ll reveal the path you’re destined to hike!

Pick 5 Funny Quotes and We'll Tell You Which World-Famous Trail You Should Hike

Pick your favorite funny quote from this group:

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."

"I have an irrational fear of speed bumps. But I'm slowly getting over it."

"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

"I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"

Let's choose another!

"I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'"

"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."

"I'm not arguing. I'm simply explaining why I'm right."

Which do you find the funniest from these choices?

"Insomnia is awful. But on the plus side, only three more sleeps till Christmas."

"Life is short. If you can't laugh at yourself, call me. I will."

"I'm not lazy. I'm on energy-saving mode."

"Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out!"

How about these ones?

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong."

"Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries.'"

"I'm not running late. I'm operating on my own time zone."

"Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins."

Choose one final funny quote:

"If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door."

"I'm not a procrastinator. I'm just extremely productive at unimportant things."

"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

"My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry."

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