Wishing you could travel right now?

We get it.

After all, exploring the best corn mazes in the USA, relaxing on the stunning beaches of Thailand, or touring London all sound better than working and running errands.

To get you excited about your next adventure, we’ve compiled a list of funny quotes about travel. It’s all in an effort to brighten your day. From funny quotes from movies to Mark Twain travel quotes, we’ll cover a variety of humorous things people have said about vacationing.

So, here are 25 funny travel quotes. After reading (and lol’ing), you’ll have even more motivation to pack your bags and hit the road.

Funny Travel Quotes That Explain Why You Must Travel (and Inspire You to Hit the Road!)

If you carry a travel writing notebook, record some of these funny quotes about travel. They’ll not only give you a laugh, but they’ll also remind you why travel is so important.

Take these very truthful and funny travel quotes to heart:

“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine; it is lethal.” -Paulo Coelho

“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine; it is lethal.” –Paulo Coelho

“Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.” -Robin S. Sharma

“Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.” –Robin S. Sharma

“Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.” -Unknown (this funny travel quote calls us to live in the present)

“Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.” -Unknown (this funny travel quote calls us to live in the present)

“There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.” -Unknown

“There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation.” -Unknown

“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” -Susan Sontag

“I haven’t been everywhere, but it’s on my list.” –Susan Sontag

“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.” -Helen Keller

“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.” –Helen Keller

“Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.” -Steve Martin

“Boy, those French. They have a different word for everything.” –Steve Martin

Funny Quotes About Flying, Arriving, and Departing

The journey matters most. The anticipation and excitement when moving from point A to B can uplift the soul like few other things. You get to reflect on the memories you’ve just made and prepare for the awesome experiences ahead.

Check out these funny quotes about flying and being in transit:

“There’s something about arriving in new cities, wandering empty streets with no destination. I will never lose the love for the arriving, but I’m born to leave.” -Charlotte Eriksson

“There’s something about arriving in new cities, wandering empty streets with no destination. I will never lose the love for the arriving, but I’m born to leave.” –Charlotte Eriksson

“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.” -Neale Donald Walsch

“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.” –Neale Donald Walsch

“The journey itself is my home.” -Matsuo Basho

“The journey itself is my home.” –Matsuo Basho (more insightful than funny, but worth including)

“I need a 6-month vacation twice a year.” -Unknown

“I need a 6-month vacation twice a year.” -Unknown (but you can buy the t-shirt on Amazon!)

“Adventure, yeah. I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive.” -Mercedes Lackey

“Adventure, yeah. I guess that’s what you call it when everybody comes back alive.” –Mercedes Lackey

“There is nothing safer than flying—it’s crashing that is dangerous.” -Theo Cowan

“There is nothing safer than flying—it’s crashing that is dangerous.” –Theo Cowan

“Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” -Al Gore

“Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo.” –Al Gore